Did a Google search and found some nice Christmas song lyrics... and after reading through them, somehow, I came up with this rather... Christmasy, warm but somehow icy filk. (Did that even make sense? LOL.). This entry will appear in my Filk archive site in a few days. :)



LOVE ON THIS ICY WONDERLAND
Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland". Original lyrics may be found here.

Setting: Han Solo gets tired of icy Princess Leia and his equally icy new environment.

Author's Note: This parody is dedicated to my friend, Owl, who I immediately remembered when I wrote this song about her Harry's Star Wars character.

Han Solo:

It's deathly cold, we're all shivering,
Everywhere, snow is glistening.
It's a terrible sight
That I see tonight,
Here in Hoth, this icy wonderland.

Oh so cold, is the Princess,
But she's cool, that I confess,
She is so headstrong,
We don't get along,
Here in Hoth, this icy wonderland.

Here the Rebels built their new headquarters,
Far from the Empire's prying eyes,
It sure is secluded, I'll need my furs,
It's cold and dreary, and there's too much ice.

How I hate my attire,
Wanna lounge by the fire,
I hope to persuade
her, end this charade,
Here in Hoth, this icy wonderland.

Here the Rebels built their new headquarters,
Far from the Empire's prying eyes,
It sure is secluded, I'll need my furs,
It's cold and dreary, and there's too much ice.

When she smiles, ain't it thrilling?
When she speaks, ain't it stinging?
She loves me, I say,
Soon I'll have my day,
Here in Hoth, this icy wonderland.

Here in Hoth, this icy wonderland.
Found love in this icy wonderland....


.:chronicled by senator skywalker at 6:40:00 AM:.
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