What not to do while watching Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait...where the #&$* is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU.....SHALL NOT..... PASS!"

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

9. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

10. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

11. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better. Just look at Episodes I and II."



I still resent that last one, but... *shrug*

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From StarWars.com's Ask The Jedi Council, a fan asks Stunt Coordinator, Nick Gillard:

Q: Who do you think has been Hollywood's best swordsman?

Nick answers: I think after Episode III, it will be Hayden Christensen.

'Nuff said. *grin*

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