Monsieur Malkin, 3 - Inquisitive Me, 0

Here's an example of what can happen when you're sleepy, bored, trying to get around to doing Muggle work, and being just all around silly, chatting with that taray wizard fashion trendsetter we all know and love:

ME: monsieur! monsieur! i have a question! when you released your latest line of invisibility cloaks, how did you manage to pull off the fashion show? how did you make the audience see the cloak? ;;)
MM: there are special glasses dear :p
ME: oooooooooh
MM: similar to omniculars :p
ME: ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
MM: :)) nakalusot
MM: e bakit yung 7-11 bukas 7days a week 24hrs a day
ME: oo nga, ano :))
MM: e bakit pa may kandado yung mga pinto nila? =))
ME: :)) good point. punta ka sa isang branch, tanong mo ang manager. :)) para yang yung isa kong friend na talagang lumapit sa isang manager ng mcdo para itanong kung ano ba talaga si grimace. wahaha!
MM: ano sabi?
ME: di daw alam! ano ba yun!
MM: wala sa training :))
ME: oo nga! hay!
ME: this just in from prof malfoy: monsieur! monsieur! if i ask you to make invisibility underwear, how do you make sure it fits me well? :p
MM: di ko linya ang underwears e :p :))
ME: abaaaaa! :))
MM: lusot na naman :))
ME: from prof malfoy ulit: monsieur! monsieur! paano kung special request? like for dumblydorr, or fudge... or snape? :p
MM: special request na ano? underwear? :D
ME: yep!
ME: fudge, dumblydorr, snape, moody. dancing the full monty, modelling your latest line of invisibility underwear.... di kaya sila magmukhang manananggal nun? :-S
MM: well since it's special, custom made, i only have one who could do the measurements :))
ME: oooooooooooooh
MM: only, if the client consents to let "him". alam mo kung sino? :D
ME: ooh, it's a "him". kelangan hindi witchard yan ha. :)) sino?
MM: masyadong special field yan e :p si PEEVES =))
ME: :)) :)) :))
MM: backup niya si Bloody Baron =)) kaso dapat di ka gagalaw kapag siya yung nagsukat. 3-0 na ba? :))
ME: :)) taray malanding malkin: 3; makulet at inquisitive clients: 0

.:chronicled by senator skywalker at 8:53:00 PM:.
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