Seems it's still possible for me to write two consecutive filks in two consecutive days. Heheheh. I didn't believe I could do that again! And just when my world almost came crashing down on me again too... Like Ian said, I guess writing always helps.... (I love smileys. Don't you? LOL.)

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ONWARD TO ISENGARD
Sung to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy"

Setting: Treebeard meets the Hobbits, Merry and Pippin, in Fangorn Forest and after hearing their tale, calls all the Ents to a Moot and declares war on Isengard....

Author's Note: This is my first crack at an LOTR-themed parody. And since I've been reading Christmas song lyrics, I thought my filks for this season should be Christmas-themed too. :) When I heard "The Little Drummer Boy" again, I thought the "pa rum pum pum pum" was somehow like the sound the Ents made according to the book, and I couldn't forget Treebeard in the movie.... thus, my first-ever LOTR parody was written. :) I found it fitting that it is about Ents too, since they are one of my favorite characters in the Trilogy. :)

This filk is dedicated to all the folks at The Philippine Tolkien Society who love to have some LOTR fun. :)

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Treebeard:

Come, I called the Ents
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
To the Moot they all went
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
I told the Hobbits' tale
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Saruman's plans unveiled
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Hrum hoom hmm hmm
Hrum hoom hmm hmm
On to Isengard!
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Here we come.

Poor, bored Hobbits
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Quickbeam will babysit
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
In Entmoot we remained
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Took three days to explain
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Hrum hoom hmm hmm
Hrum hoom hmm hmm
On to Isengard!
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Here we come.

So we go to war
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
We'll break down walls and doors
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
We'll crumble every stone
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Let the Ents' Might be known
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Hrum hoom hmm hmm
Hrum hoom hmm hmm
On to Isengard!
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Here we come!

ginnyskywalker
-- december 26, 2002





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