Desktop Toy Stories: Episode 1 - My Phantom Future Looks Menacing
Anakin: Who are you???
Vader: I am you.
Anakin: No way!!! My boyband good looks turn into... you??? I don't believe you!
Vader: It is true. It is your DESTINY.
Anakin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Last Saturday, I found out that Beerkada cartoonist, Lyndon Gregorio... was my Engineering Sciences teacher. Meeeeeeeeep. I had already suspected it was him, but I got thrown off the track, so to speak, because of his pseudonym. He was my teacher that summer that the Star Wars Original Trilogy Special Editions were released. I don't think I would have passed the subject if he didn't give us Star Wars themed exams. Very cool. I remember I was exempted from taking Final Exams too. Heheheheheh. Freaky how positively small this world is. :)
Signs that your Engineering Sciences teacher is cool? When his exam questions go a little something like this:
- [referring to a drawing of the Millenium Falcon as a ship made of geometric shapes] - Solve for the center of mass of the Millenium Falcon.
- Luke Skywalker decided to cool down at one of Tatooine's theme parks. At the top of the water slide, he sees Jabba the Hutt, who didn't want to come down. Luke wanted very much to use the water slide. He sees a lever below the slide. Given Jabba's weight, and lengths of the lever and other parts of the slide, what Force (heheh, nice pun, eh?) should he exert on the lever so he can throw Jabba off the water slide?
Now tell me, if you are a big Starwoid, even if you failed ES11 on the first take, wouldn't you pass this time around with flying colors? LOL.
.:chronicled by senator skywalker at 11:51:00 PM:.
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