Desktop Toy Stories: Episode 3 - Mistaken Identity



Gandalf: You shall not pass!
Mushu: Ah, hello? I may not look like it, but I am really a dragon. I'm not a Balrog. Dragon, get it? D-R-A-G-O-N. Dragon.
Gandalf: I know how to spell "Dragon". I am not stupid. Still, you shall not PASS! *voice echoes*
Mushu: Eh? Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? I am not a B-A-L-R-O-G!
Gandalf: You know, you're insulting me. Turn back before I turn you into a cricket!
Mushu: *backs away* Whoa, Mr. Istari, sir. I didn't mean to insult you. I really just wanted to pass.
Gandalf: And how many times do I have to tell you... you shall not PAAAAASSSS! Now, run, you fool!



Mushu: Heeeeelllllpppppp meeeeeeeee!!!

*blinding light flashes*



Jiminy Cricket: When you wish upon a staaaaarrr... that's S-T-A-R, star! Darn it, I really just wanted to P-A-S-S. *sigh*

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Weird. Now I know I must be... bored. Because aside from Episode 3 of the Toy Stories...

There's a new Filk at Magical Melodies!

Princess Leia reassures Han-Solo-Frozen-In-Carbonite that he will be rescued. Sung to the tune of "Frozen" by Madonna. Click here to start... errr... singing. Oh, yeah. Jabba sings with Princess Leia here too. :p


.:chronicled by senator skywalker at 6:29:00 PM:.
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