The One Where She Is Still Stunned And Trying To Imagine A Trailer Playing
Is it possible to be really really happy and then really really sad at the same time?
Yes. I guess it is.
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I found this transcript of the latest Prisoner of Azkaban trailer through my
ultra reliable source. And since I'm too excited about it, it's now time to call up my imaginative powers to try to visualize how this all goes. It takes 1 minute and 54 seconds to view. How long will it take to read and imagine? :) :
Begins with Snape walking into DADA classroom and slamming all the window shutters with his wand
Cuts to Hermione and Harry sitting at a desk looking worried
Cuts to Draco smirking (what he does best, of course!)
Cuts back to Snape at the front of the class saying "turn to page 394"
The standard HP cloudy image comes on with "year three begins"
Cuts to the Knight Bus zooming recklessly through a neighborhood (also shows Harry inside the bus)
Cuts to Sirius in Azkaban and you hear Mr. Weasley telling Harry about him (someone else says "he's a murderer")
Cuts to Ron and Hermione – Hermione grabs Ron’s hand, Ron pulls away and looks at her like she’s crazy
Cuts to McGonagall (in the teacher’s lounge I THINK) saying "Sirius Black is the reason the Potters are dead")
Cuts to Harry looking at a NEW picture of his parents
You hear Arthur saying "swear to me you won't go looking for Black"
Cuts to Hogwarts Express - the trio is in the compartment with Lupin saying "it's a dementor - one of the guards of Azkaban looking for Sirius Black"
Cuts to Dumbledore saying "it's not in the nature of a dementor to be forgiving"
The cloudy graphics come back with "this summer"
Cuts to a flying Buckbeak
Cuts to the trio and other students walking down the stairs
Cloudy image again with "Something wicked this way comes" text
Cuts to Sirius standing in the Shrieking Shack
Cuts to Harry standing in the doorway and you hear him saying "I hope he finds me -- when he does, I'm going to be ready"
Next is a bunch of images one after the other, including:
Harry with his boggart
Divination class with Trelawney saying "you must look beyond"
Aunt Marge floating away
Ron growling
Lupin as a werewolf (or what I assume is Lupin as a werewolf!)
Cuts to Malfoy out in the snow saying "filthy little mudblood"
Cuts to Hermione storming down from Hagrid's hut right at Malfoy, saying her oh so famous line "You evil, you..." and leaving a shocked and very amused Harry and Ron behind
Then she punches the CRAP out of Malfoy
She turns away and says "that felt good"
The cloudy image reappears with the PoA logo
THE END!
Bloody brilliant.
.:chronicled by senator skywalker at 8:17:00 PM:.
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