How's this for another conspiracy....
Turn on TV. Ack, is that...?!?! Change channel! Oooh, Disney Channel. Ooooh, Mr. Bean cartoons. It's just about to start. First episode for the day. Episode title: Haircut.
Yep. The Universe is having too much fun.
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Clone Wars, Chapter 13. Mace Windu continued. Still the most bad-ass Jedi ever. Wow wow wow. :)
.:chronicled by senator skywalker at 3:52:00 PM:.
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