The One With Yet Another Filk, Chapter 14, and Foolish Schmoolish Thoughts

LORD VOLDEMORT WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
A parody of "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" by Tears for Fears

Spoiler Alerts for all the Harry Potter books.

Four in a row. Your fault. You told me to filk again. :p Must be getting closer to the personal record.

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HARRY:

Leading a dark life.
Death Eater attacks.
Fight against Aurors.
His disciples are all at their best behavior,
dealing out Unforgivables.
Lord Voldemort wants to rule the world.

That's his grand design.
Kill without remorse.
Aim to terrorize.
Hunt down all who love their freedom and suppress them,
so his reign will last forever.
Lord Voldemort wants to rule the world.

There's a Stone and he wants to find it.
Holding on, feeding off another's life.
When he finds it he'll come and return.
So glad he did not get it.
It's sad they must destroy it.
Lord Voldemort wants to rule the world.

[instrumental]

Master of self-preservation.
Came back as a teenage vision.
Lord Voldemort wants to rule the world.

Oh, he must never never never never make it.
He won't win, I'll prevent it.
Lord Voldemort wants to rule the world.

He is alive, you can be sure.
And he wants to live forever.
Lord Voldemort wants to rule the world.


:o) 1 april 2004 | www.magicalmelodies.tk

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Chapter 14 of "Star Wars: Clone Wars" featured the Master-Padawan team of Luminara Unduli and Barriss Ofee in the caves in Ilum. Here, Luminara instructs Barriss on how to construct a lightsaber ("The crystal is the heart of the blade... The Jedi is the blade of the Force..."). They are rudely interrupted by mine-laying droids who want to blow up the caves. Luminara and Barriss hold their own against the droids, but they end up under all the rubble. Master Yoda senses danger and plans to come to their rescue. Cool. One weird thing about this episode: so there really are purple crystals to make purple lightsabers... then why was Mace the only one with the purple saber? I'm sure one of the female Jedi would have found the purple crystals quite lovely and would want to use them for constructing their own sabers. Hrmmm... Ah, well. Great Chapter nonetheless. :)

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Found another interesting quiz in Karen's blog (K: I want to trackback but you don't have a permalink yet. :D):

Who's your celebrity soulmate?

My result?

Your celebrity soul mate is someone who's Indie. You're probably not one to take the path most traveled. In fact, an independent spirit like you would much rather carve out your own special niche. So it's only natural that your romantic match would be required to do the same. Someone who's unique, intelligent, maybe a bit serious and brooding is right for the part. An indie actor like Johnny Depp seems best suited for that role. And it only makes sense that you'd rather have your rendezvous at places that are under the radar — just like you! So, keep making your own waves in the world. And even if you don't live in the same reality as your celebrity soul mate, you can still meet someone who's indie close to home. So get moving!

Hrmmmm... *Mace Windu chin scratch*

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A conversation through the mobile Floo network...

Fairy Godpigeon: "You can let a fool kiss you or you can kiss a fool, but never let a kiss fool you. Happy April Fools' Day!"

Me: (in good old Obi-Wan Kenobi fashion...) "But who's more foolish? The fool, or the one who kisses him?"

Fairy Godpigeon: "The fool who does not kiss him."

Me: Good point. :))

Edit [3 april, 1045H]: Fairy Godpigeon replies in SWP mailing list - "she who does not kiss him is foolish, and he who does not reciprocate is more foolish than she." ROTFL. Gah. Let's stop all this tomfoolery. :D

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I think I really do miss you.

.:chronicled by senator skywalker at 4:20:00 PM:.
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